Friday, November 11, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
FNG
So, he sees her all dressed up going out at 7pm on a weeknight. She's reporting on a banquet and dressed appropriately. He takes a look at her and says, Do you have a lot of dates during the week? She says, No, I have a lot of meetings.
He thinks for a moment and asks, Do you have a lot of meetings on the weekends?
She says, No, I have a lot of dates.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Make a Wish
Editor's Note: I wrote this post on 5/23/06 as a post-graduation reflection and it was never published, until now. In the light of these historic elections, it is indeed more true than ever.
Being an American means that you have the opportunity to become anything you wish.
Being an American means that you have the opportunity to become anything you wish.
Labels: american dream, obama
Monday, May 26, 2008
Gone fishnig
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Labels: bobblehead, fishing, misspelling
Friday, May 23, 2008
Two years of silence
What happened?
In two years since I abandoned my blog:
I graduated cum laude.
I got a real job.
I bought a car.
I went to South America in my time machine.
I loved life.
I got "downsized".
I saw the desert.
I got a new job.
I got a bug for something to happen.
I need a new drug. - Huey Lewis and the News
In two years since I abandoned my blog:
I graduated cum laude.
I got a real job.
I bought a car.
I went to South America in my time machine.
I loved life.
I got "downsized".
I saw the desert.
I got a new job.
I got a bug for something to happen.
I need a new drug. - Huey Lewis and the News